Why…why my glorious goal scoring Pokemon? Why must you crush me? The only possible tiny upside here is Jose was watching and realizes oh wait, this dude fucking owns and Torres sucks and doesn’t let you go like he’s totally going to do. Stupid soccer.
Bless you Tim Howard. That was a hell of an effort.
So E3 starts tomorrow which always leads to all sorts of news and fun and shitty posts from me. What’s weird is a ton of the game that made noise at last year’s E3 (like The Division, Sunset Overdrive, and The Order) have recently gotten delayed back to 2015, so we know we’ll get some info on them. We also can expect the annual series to show up with Battlefield:Hardline info, Call of Duty 2k14, an Assassin’s Creed or 2, etc. So what else should we expect?
Been on a bit of an X-Men kick since I’m pumped to see Days of Future Past tomorrow, reread Whedon’s Astonishing X-Men run. It’s so damn good, but also makes me super sad. Anyway, if you haven’t read it, you should, it’s really good.
You’re smart, right? Of course you are. Or at least you think you are. Very few people think of themselves as dumb. Case in point: Fredo in The Godfather. Poor, sweet Fredo, literally shouting “I’M SMART” at his brother and the heavens after 4+ hours of getting bamboozled and steamrolled by…
Danger is one of my 3 favorite people on the interwebs for a reason.