leeleeleelee asked: I want to say that your team at Opal Divine's was "The Learned Hands", am i right? I figure that only law nerds would come up with that. Congrats on the placement, but let's try to crack 60 next time, k?
"Oklahoma receiver suspended after telling Texas... →
leeleeleelee: Ah, the Red River Shootout. What a wonderful time of the year in Dallas. When boys’ attentions turn to things like facepainting maroon crimson* or burnt orange, parking in fair park lawns, and telling rival fans to kill themselves. Yes, it truly is a magical time here in North Texas. *Correction via their wiki and my maroon loving, Texas Aggie girlfriend. …..too soon? I...
Cool... In A Nerdy Kind Of Way →
jbowesmusic: The website on Morgan’s name tag that was shown ever-so-briefly during last night’s Chuck is actually a working website, and part of NBC’s promotion of the show. It’s not actually a pretend online electronics store, but it’s still kind of cool when shows do this. The best example on television today is How I Met Your Mother, which has created websites for Barney’s blog,...
NBA Jam HD Lives!! →
Well, I guess the pretty near universal panning of the NBA Elite demo got back to the home office as the game will be pushed back to 2011. I applaud EA for this move. As much as people like to say that EA is happy to sit on their laurels with games, this is the type of move that shows they really do try to put out a good game. Well done. But why is this story here? Well as the self proclaimed...
Well that explains everything
I was wondering why nobody had made picks with me for week 4 when I’d been getting decent crowd participation the 1st 3 weeks. Ends up I never posted any picks last week…I’m an idiot. My apologies, the ship will be righted this week assuming no more human error.
Segway Owner crashes off a cliff →
I bet he wishes he had thrown some extra safety features in now. Early Darwin Award candidate here. Brought to my attention by the always epic @ZODIAC_MF
Broncos-Colts is just about to kick off. Thankfully Champ Bailey got the all clear to play, although Goodman is out. You never want to have secondary injuries when you are going against Peyton Manning, but we’ll see. Denver looked good last week. Colts are vastly better, but who knows. Let’s go Orton! Team Neckbeard
So I may hate sports, but you know what will cheer you up? Getting drunk and watching a hilariously terrible movie about a terrifying, bloodthirsty half octopus-half shark. Everyone wins
Trees is a really stupid mascot Stanford
Could someone please explain this to me?
bendawson: Look, I love Colbert. I really do. Hell, he believes we should carpet-bomb Madison, Wisconsin. That’s reason enough to give the man the Congressional Medal of Honor in my book. But why was he invited to speak to a Congressional Subcommittee on immigration? That, uh, that makes none sense. In fact, it’s rather pathetic. Agreed 100%. He’s hilarious and I love his show, but...
Important Statistical Analysis
Denver Broncos record when Tim Tebow plays: 0-1 Denver Broncos record when Tim Tebow doesn’t play: 1-0
Are you fucking serious???
Anger won’t be a problem this week. Jesus
Greatest Sports rant ever
I’m really hoping that ND pulls off a win tonight. This is obvious. But my senior year, ND pulled off a ridiculous comeback at Michigan State in what was practically a typhoon. This led to one of the greatest radio meltdowns I’ve ever heard. It’s long, but what else do you have to do today? Enjoy. Go Irish! Part 1: Part 2: Let’s make this crazy bastard angry...
Week 3 College Football Picks
It certainly isn’t MONSTER SATURDAY RARRRRRRRR, but this week should have some solid matchups for us to enjoy. Will we see another team drop to a 1AA school? Will we have anymore hilarious upsets? Will I spend all of Saturday crying again? Let’s see what we’ve got, shall we? Record to Date: 4-4-2 Notre Dame @ Michigan St. (-3.5) Pick: ND. This shouldn’t surprise any of...
The entire Calvin and Hobbes, by date →
Missed u childhood. Awesome find 2Y
Week 2 College Football Pick Results
ESPN dubbed this past weekend as MONSTER SUNDAY RARRRRRRRRRRR. Not all of the games lived up to the hype, but there was plenty of fun. Virginia Tech jumped on their LOLlerskates this week to lose to James Madison. Gotta hurt Boise’s championship hopes, likely making people want to put TCU over BSU in the Cinderella rankings. Georgia Tech dropped a laugher to Kansas, who was also recently the...
America's Most Sex-Happy Cities →
seagull: Austin is #1. Awwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, get it get it. Hey, I just moved here. Ladies…
You know what's funnier than the Drake .gif of him...
matt-t: Drake actually caring about winning an MTV award that was voted on by fans. Last name: Ever First name: Lamest Let’s not forget, Drake was on Degrassi. Not exactly oozing street cred
Not even angry, just...well...sad
For the 2nd year in a row, Notre Dame dropped a ballgame to the forever hated Michigan Wolverines in the last minute. This year was different in many ways from last, yet very similar in others. For similarities, first you have a relative unknown puts up ridiculous numbers in a one man show at QB: Forcier for 310 total yards and a last minute touchdown last year, Robinson for an absurd 502 total...
Week 2 College Football Picks
Alright, insanely good slate for us in week 2. The first draft of this had many more jokes and analysis, but it’s 1 AM and Firefox decided to crash and the only thing Tumblr saved was the title. Forgive the lack of filler, but it’s late and I’m ready to break electronic things. Off to the football fun: Michigan @ ND (-4) Pick: ND. This is about 65% homer, 35% what I think will...
Week 1 College Football Results
Well, week 1 is in the books, and for not a great slate of games, it sure was a lot of fun. There was LOL Miss losing to 1-AA Jacksonville State, a pair of gongshows between TCU-OSU and VT-Boise, Oregon busting out a curbstomp, and an epic Hail Mary to a 6’8 WR. If you haven’t seen it check it out: Totally validates my NCAA recruiting of only going after WRs that either run a sub...
Advice for Coach Kelly:
“You wanna be happy for a day? Eat a steak. You wanna be happy for three days? Buy a car. You wanna be happy for a week? Take a cruise. You wanna be happy for a year? Win a lottery. But if you wanna be happy for a lifetime, win a championship for Notre Dame.” ~Lou Holtz Back to College this weekend for the dawning of the Kelly Era and the Re-Re-Re-Return to glory. GO IRISH!!
F 90210, today matters for one reason only
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
This is an FYB Public Service Announcement
fuckyeahbraves: Jason Heyward is really fucking good at baseball. As you were. Truthbomb
Week 1 College Football Picks
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO College Football is back kids!!! I’ve done this online for a few years now, but it really goes back to when I had a radio show back in college. Each week I’ll pick 5 games from across the world of college football. If there’s a really loaded week and I can’t make a call, it may go to 6, but most weeks it will be 5. I’ll pick the 5 that...
BYU going independent in football →
matt-t: To reflect their new indie status they are now going by BYYU. P4k thinks they are too commercial and liked their 80s stuff better. 4.7
My thoughts on ND football, life, love, you know,...
2 days kids, were merely 2 days away from the greatness that is college football. This will be your prototypical tl;dr type post, with a definitive ND slant to lead off….you’ve been warned. My plan is to do my week 1 picks tomorrow so I can get in the Thursday games, and then a broader post on the whole shebang on Thursday. For tonight, just some ND thoughts after the jump… ...