Opening Day is here my friends. I’m incredibly pumped this year as I feel really good about this Braves team. More importantly there is just something calming about baseball being back. Baseball was my first sports love, going back to when I was 5 and got my first Braves hat, the cheap, shitty knockoffs they gave you in T-ball. I know there are those who can’t get into baseball, and I can understand why. But baseball is a beautiful thing that embodiesSpring for me. So happy Opening Day kids, and good luck to your respective teams.
Unless you’re a Phillies fan, cause fuck those guys.
I hate you so much sports. Last night’s unacceptable, pathetic performance was bad enough. Waking up to the news that Michael Floyd got a DUI or OWI or whatever Indiana is calling them? Even worse. Not excited for the ResLife punishment wheel result. I’m worried with his prior citation and all the backlash from things in the last year ND will go over the top. Really Floyd, couldn’t just pay the THREE FUCKING DOLLARS a cab in South Bend will run you???
You all are much cooler than I am, so I’m sure you already know about this. But for those who don’t, this movie is fucking hilarious. You should all go see it. Also, damn Anne Heche, you look good as a ginger, not gonna lie. But yah, get on it.
At some point tomorrow, the Queefcore Podcast is going to go live over at EDSBS. I am not using hyperbole when I say that Spencer, Luke, and I may have given the world the most vital piece of of musical criticism and conversation ever recorded. Lives will change. People will be healed. Theory upon theory will be birthed from the brains of the listening public.
Chris’ JIMMERS twitter feed gets suspended and now this?
How the hell am I supposed to get ready for the bases of balls?
The day the Fanhouse change was announced, the Dugout was the only thing I really cared about. They gave me more humor over the last several years than pretty much any site outside of EDSBS. Even when they were neutered in the change from Progressive Boink era to AOLFH, it’s been absolutely phenomenal. I just assumed that SBNation would buy them up, because they have been compiling a great lineup, so why not get these guys. If you’ve read the Dugout, you know it’s phenomenal, if you haven’t, you’ve missed out on some greatness the last few years. Someone hire these fine gents, they’re too damn funny to not be giving us more greatness.