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Why…why my glorious goal scoring Pokemon? Why must you crush me? The only possible tiny upside here is Jose was watching and realizes oh wait, this dude fucking owns and Torres sucks and doesn’t let you go like he’s totally going to do. Stupid soccer.
Bless you Tim Howard. That was a hell of an effort.