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Well, that was a week. In the interest of full disclosure, I was at the ND-Purdue game live and many beverages were needed after it, so I didn’t see a ton of ball. My world famous analysis which you all come here for (read: my terrible bullshiting) will be even lighter than normal. But yall are really just here to see if you are good, right? Right.
Purdue @ #22 Notre Dame (-14)
Result: 20-17 ND, LOSS
Holy fuck this game…So we knew coming in that Purdue had some studs on the DL, but Jeeeeesus those dudes were mean. I walked out of this game livid and spent the whole time ready to shoot someone, but in the end, the game was won, and we have 8 less turnovers than we did last year. I’m going to try and stay positive and just stick with that. That said, if they don’t learn how to get a fucking play in I’m going to murder someone. This running the slowest no-huddle that’s ever been run thing is making me want to stab adorable animals.
Washington @ #3 LSU (-24)
Result: 41-3 LSU, WIN
Welp, guess they should’ve brought more than a tiger to practice. 437-183 yardage discrepancy is not good for you Huskies.
#7 Georgia (-2) @ Missouri
Result: 41-20 Georgia, LOSS
Don’t mind me, I like to talk big, I know nothing. Aaron Murray had a damn good day and led the Dawgs to a dominant victory. Mizzou got an uggggly whoopin to enter the SEC.
#16 Nebraska (-5) @ UCLA
Result: 36-30 UCLA, LOSS
Well, this is what happens when you walk into the traps Vegas sets for you. Each year some team burns me early and I hate them and they become dead to me for the rest of the year. Nebraska has graciously accepted the role this year. Stupid Corn people.
#24 Florida @ Texas A&M (-1)
Result: 20-17 Florida, LOSS
I wish I had seen this game, but alas I did not. This sounded like a pretty even game, I mean hell, look the box score, that’s just damn even outside of the penalties. I honestly know nothing about this game, except that it was close as expected but the wrong team won for me.
This Week: 1-4
Season Record: 3-7 (30%)
Just lulling you people into a false sense of security. Don’t worry about it. How’d yall do?
Judson: This Week: 5-0 PRAISE THIS MAN Season: 6-4 (60%)
JTExperience: This Week: 2-3 Season: 5-5 (50%)
aheadofme: This Week: 3-2 Season: 5-5 (50%)
Kristin: This Week: 3-2 Season: 5-5 (50%)
Donnie B: This Week: 1-4 Season: 4-6 (40%)
Gimber: This Week: 2-3 Season: 4-6 (40%)
leeleeleelee: This Week: 3-2 Season: 4-6 (40%)
Dlawnd07: This Week: 0-5 SHAME THIS MAN Season: 4-6 (40%)
Brett L: This Week: 1-4 Season: 3-7 (30%)
Slav: This Week: 1-4 Season: 3-7 (30%)
ndtex: This Week: 1-4 Season: 2-8 (20%)
JustinONeill: This Week/Season: 2-3 (40%)
Come back tomorrow for this week’s picks.