Feb
3
That’s what I need, an ocelot
Shenanigans....Chicanery
You've gotta be smart, I mean, you've got a sportscoat
Posts tagged Archer
Jan
22
Burt: You should get a Batpole
Archer: 9000 bucks
Burt: What?
Archer: Lowest quote I got.
Burt: Well that’s ridiculous
Archer: Basically just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is, but the co-op board was like “but what do we do with the garbage?”
Burt: Yeah - but you could still throw it down the, whatever, the same shaft.
Archer: I know!
Burt: Then you’ll have some garbage to land on.
Archer: If you’re coming in hot I know - it’s a win-win
Burt: And you were gonna pay for it yourself, no assessment or anything.
Archer: Yep
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Burt: Ridiculous
Archer: Preaching to the choir, buddy.
as requested by willderness
So amazing
Sep
15
tdpj:
njpa:
sxt:
It’s Always Archer in Philadelphia
Archer. Tonight. 10:30 EDT.
Set your DVRs.
Come home safe Dutchess.
RAMMMMMPAAAAAAGEEEEEEE
Aug
4
Family Feud
Vincent… Van GoFUCKYERSELF!
the survey says….
hmm… cock-flavoured spit..
Let me see ‘cock-flavoured spit’!
as requested by cynicalassassin
(the first gif is a bonus for all the gleeks who only watched Archer for the 2 minutes of Darren Criss and his godawful oirish accent, to be shore, to be shore)
One of my favorite scenes anywhere all year.
Mar
31
“It’s like Meowschwitz in there.”
So best. Seriously, between the ocelot and the cyborg stuff….if you don’t like this show I honestly don’t know what to tell you. You hate fun and things that are amusing.
Mar
6
Damnit Pam!
Jan
27
Important information since ARCHER IS BACK TONIGHT BITCHES WOOOO!!!
