Shenanigans....Chicanery

May 19

If this is truly the last time we see Didier Drogba as a Chelsea player, it’s pretty impossible for him to go out any better. An equalizing goal late in regulation, and the final dagger penalty kick. Drogba is why I became a Chelsea fan, because as a total soccer noob, I only knew of his ownage thanks to playing FIFA Road to the World Cup ‘06.

I hope he doesn’t leave, but if he did, it’s been a damn fine pleasure to watch him destroy so many souls.

(Photo from Sky Sports)

Apr 21

I made up a soccer song/chant this morning

Torres sucks
Torres sucks
His name’s Fernando Torres
The biggest waste of bucks

Torres sucks
Torres sucks
His name’s Fernando Torres
He dies give 0 fucks

Jan 26

wahjah:

Pretty sure everyone knew Carroll was shite before the move, but Torres turned out to be a surprise laugh factory every time he gets on the pitch too.

This season owns.

Fucking Torres

Sep 18

cheekychip:

Oh my…. Fernando Torres with the miss of the season? I think so.

Dear Lord Almighty, Torres you are the fucking worst.

Apr 23

It’s about goddamn time Fernando

Apr 12

Right then, slim to none it is.

Soccer bros:

Does Chelsea even have a chance today? It would be bad enough playing Man U anytime, but at Old Trafford, already down 1-0, and still caught in an offensive malaise im pretty sure this is the end of the CL run. Any chance Carlo subs Anelka in for Torres in the starting 11? Whats it gonna take? This clearly reeks of a rather boring 0-0 draw right?

Feb 24

Ugh, if that happens I riot. Drogba is the best. I didn’t see the game this week, but I saw Torres’ first 2, and he blew about 5 easy goal chances. I assume he did the same this week? Good to see Anelka was crushing it. Did they really only give Drogba 15 minutes this week? Damn I hope this doesn’t go south. Worst part of Drogba being involved, is he has a tendency to get butthurt about these types of things and just quit on the field. Sad panda #teamDrogba

Feb 5

Long day of boringness…

The Bar Exam is getting closer so it’s been a long day of studying. Sadly after this weekend I’ll be in a pretty much all study mode(including my birthday on 2/15, sad panda). Luckily this weekend is sending me off with a sick slate. Tonight’s UFC card is insanely stacked with 3 potentially fantastic fights in Jones v Bader, Griffin v Franklin, and the big daddy, Silva v Belfort. Tomorrow morning has Fernando Torres making his first appearance for Chelsea against his old club Liverpool, and finally the Super Bowl. Strangely enough, I think they are also listed in order of my excitement for them. The terrible Broncos season really soured me on the NFL, so I can’t say I care all that much for the game. I think the Steelers take it for what it’s worth. Happy sports weekend everybody, hope it’s a fun one.

Dec 27

RELEASE THE DROGBA!!!!

Fuck your puffy coat Arsenal, the Dark Destroyer is hungry for souls, yours will do fine.

Aug 14

fuckyeahdidierdrogba:

Everyone please welcome back the Dark Destroyer himself, Didier Drogba. A hat trick in the first match of the season helped put Chelsea at the top of the league for the time being.

He’s baaaaaack

Oh it’s time. He won the Golden Boot last year even though he missed about 2 months. Get ready for your souls to be eaten by the Dark Destroyer anyone else in the EPL. COME ON YOU BLUES!

Apr 3

fuckyeahdidierdrogba:

Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Not saying I called it, but Drogba put Chelsea up 2-0 within about 5 minutes of my Release the Drogba post…

RELEASE THE DROGBA!

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Shenanigans....Chicanery

You've gotta be smart, I mean, you've got a sportscoat

I made up a soccer song/chant this morning

Soccer bros:

Long day of boringness…

RELEASE THE DROGBA!!!!